Literally.
So, dude gets in my car and he's like very tall. I ask what he does for a living and guess what? He isn't a basketball player. Someone six foot six does two things: basketball and or porn.
I learned that driving for Lyft.
He's charming and attractive like every other man I picked up this morning. He asks me if I want to have sex and sincerely I should say yes but I say no.
Then he asks me if I've ever been with a black man. I told him the real answer but here I plead the fifth.
Then, he asks what my favorite dirty thoughts are and asks if I want to see his penis. He starts to unbutton his pants. I'm driving and trying to pay attention to the road.
Then, he asks if I want to make some real money and I totally do but I know it means porn so I say no. I'm a writer.
He asks if I want to write him a story. A very filthy dirty story.
The fare was 5.35.
His name is Long.
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